Amazing Identity Theft Deterent

I had a revelation at the Dog Park this afternoon with regard to Identity Theft. Everyone is so worried about Identity Theft; more specifically those stealing our information from the trash and using it to gain access to our financial accounts. You hear about this on the morning news, read about it online and are warned about it by your bank with every statement – it seems to surround us in life.

I say just put your sensitive trash in the Dog Park. Have you ever been to a Dog Park, perhaps even walked by the trash receptacles that surround the park? No more shredding, ripping and sneaking peaks out your window to guard your trash! Your dog and those in the neighborhood are the perfect deterrent; rather it’s what they produce that is perfect.

Dog Park

I came to this revelation while at the park watching a local DC homeless man scavenge through the trash bins throughout the park looking for food. However, he without a second thought walked right by the three bins at the Park. Lets face it – they contain one thing and one thing only – lots and lots of dog poop.

Identity Theft
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  1. Sounds like a rather crappy solution, actually. ;o) Although I’ll admit to using the same theory when in a time crunch…putting my unshredded credit card offers in a plastic bag along with something horribly putrid, like rotten chicken.

  2. HA HA HA. I completely agree! Whatever works.

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