5 Rules to Success (Simple and Sweet)

Short (simple) and sweet:

  1. Always overstate the timeline and you’ll always over-deliver
  2. Dress for the job you want, not the job you have
  3. A messy desk is a busy worker
  4. Love your job not your co-worker
  5. It’s not a lie if you believe it

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  1. haha, i know this is for humor, but here’s my actual take on this just for the hell of it.

    1. Consistenty overstate, and your managers will never believe you.
    2. I could see this one actually working a bit.
    3. A messy desk means you’re unorganized.
    4. Love your job AND your co-workers. By love, I mean love the people you work with, because it’ll make your job that much better. Don’t hop into bed with all of them…
    5. This will get you into more trouble than you think!

  2. Yes, for humor (consider that my disclaimer should my boss happen upon this).

    Don’t forget my two new favorites:
    6. First one into the office leaves as early as they want.

    Runner-up:
    7. If he gets a 15 minute ’smoke break’, I get a ‘nap’.

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